YOU WHAT I HATE?! WHEN THINGS ARE BORING!

SOMEONE COME ENTERTAIN ME! RIGHT NOW!!

THAT WAS ENTIRELY TOO LONG A TIME TO BE LOST

SERIOUSLY, HOW LONG DOES THIS FOREST GO ON, ANYWAY?! AND AFTER A WHILE IT'S JUST MORE TREES AND THEN ... EVEN MORE TREES!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND MY WAY AROUND WHEN THERE ARE ALL OF THESE IDENTICAL TREES IN THE WAY...AT LEAST THIS PLACE HAS ALL THOSE NICE CRUNCHY MONSTERS. COULD USE SOME CATSUP, ( Read more... )

THIS CASTLE IS MINE!

SO EVERYONE HAS TO CALL IT BOWSER'S CASTLE NOW! EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PART, THAT CAN BE HILLING'S TOWER.

AND I'VE COLLECTED ALL OF THE PRINCESSES THAT I COULD FIND! INCLUDING ELLE THE PRINCESS OF ALL PURGAWHATISCALLED.

ALL RIGHT, PRINCESSES! HAVE A ... TEA PARTY OR WHATEVER IT IS PRINCESSES USUALLY DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME.

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IT'S BEEN REALLY HOT LATELY

I LIKE IT!

JUST LIKE HOME! AHH, I MISS MY GOOD OL' LAVA CASTLE. BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

I BET IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH HERE, YOU'LL FIND LAVA. YOU CAN FIND LAVA ANYWHERE LIKE THAT!